Nov 2nd, 2012
Chapter One: Displaced
Nov 3rd, 2012
Potato grenades: Nature's most well-kept secret.
Nov 10th, 2012
Pretty sure that's not how you transport a wounded comrade
Nov 17th, 2012
Doors... how do they work?
Nov 24th, 2012
SHAKEOFF: FIST vs FISH
Dec 1st, 2012
Are you, Zukah? Are you sure?
Dec 8th, 2012
How do you circumcise a ______?
Dec 15th, 2012
Here in the country even the dogs pack heat
Dec 22nd, 2012
I'd be angry too. Imagine how hard it must be to find clothing his size.
Dec 29th, 2012
A MERE FLESH WOUND
Jan 5th, 2013
Owning a trident will make you able to mate with sharks in order to produce mutant halfbreed mounts to ride into glorious battle
Jan 12th, 2013
His algorithms could probably use more data...
Jan 19th, 2013
At this point those clothes are being held together chiefly by the collective willpower and fervent prayers of all of our readers.
Jan 26th, 2013
I'm pretty sure he knows what a fucking door is, Zukah.
Feb 2nd, 2013
Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B C Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field. We advise the outdoorsman to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don’t take them by surprise. We also advise anyone using the out-of doors to carry “Pepper Spray” with him in case of an encounter with a bear. Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear feces and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly Bear shit has bells in it and smells like pepper.
Feb 9th, 2013
Just take the trident and run, Zukah. The guy's ASLEEP, damn.
Feb 16th, 2013
Wait, what was she going to do with that worm before he knocked it out of her hand? Also, way to guard the merchandise against shoplifters there, Zukah...
Feb 23rd, 2013
They ain't buying it.
Mar 2nd, 2013
WHY WON'T HE STOP MIMING IT?!
Mar 9th, 2013
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Mar 16th, 2013
Why did he take her shoe?
Mar 23rd, 2013
End of Chapter 1